i’m an insatiable pervert but only for the people i love

there’s something really hot to me about something monstrous that doesn’t entirely care about your well-being but uses you as a food source so when i think about people getting enticed with like perfumes and sticking their dick in a pitcher plant like thing i’m like hell yeah

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sex isn’t real but if it was real it should involve more plants. that’s my take on the matter

i think the main reason i feel like i can’t have sex with someone with a vagina is my penis problems so i just try not to think about it to begin with which is dumb because i can just use a strapon anyways. i’m 90% sure my weird obsession with cum comes from the fact that i’m infertile

i don’t actually care about sex i just care about being wanted

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